the war on pimples

Today...i'm dedicating a whole post to pimples..
yes pimples...we all get them sooner or later...yes...that means you
Ms. Pretty Pants!
My mom always bugs me about my pimples..always saying "look at all your pimples"
it's almost like my mom's blaming me for going through puberty...do i look like i have a choice?

Actually...to me...i treat pimples using the chicken pox analogy...
for instance,to me, it's always better to get it as early as possible..(trust me on this..you'll thank me later)
tell me....would you rather get it when your 13,14 or get it when you reach 16,17
But..hey..too bad we can't tell when we start having them...like me, I'm an early sprouter...got it when i was 12...

And thru my experiences, your fighting a losing battle!
sure...there are meds and creams and all that..but they don't stop it...they just make it easier for you...unless you consider surgery...hmm..better not
well...i've learned how to overcome it

just go with the flow even if it's a long ride

First rap posted

I'm the KJster, the newbie blogger,
And i've been sent here to tell yer,
That some people write poems bout this and that,
But this kid over here expresses things thru rap,
It's true i'm new to this whole rapping scene,
Among all the rappers, i look like nothing,
But hey, i don't mind ,to me fame's unimportant,
I'm just a kid, have you forgotten?

Whenever i recite, i get my inspiration,
Thru my local artists, all true Malaysians,
Malay, English or even Chinese,
Yup, i got 'em on my MP3s,

Whenever i stroll, i get the term, nerd alot,
Or even noob, u know, all that sort,
And when i say i'm so hot,
i make the ladies drop,
But it's for the wrong reasons,
So don't jump to conclusions,
Cause when they drop,
They really drop,
With laughter i mean,
Trust me, It's quite a scene,

For this guy that never plays much online games,
Like Dota, CS, others might think i'm lame,
But, who cares not me,
I don't want obsessing bout my exp,
Well, that's all i got for this feature,
But remember, this guy's an amature

Weeding...

weeding...I've been doing it ever since we had our garden...everyone knows what weeding is right...pretty straight-forward...pulling weeds...

well...this morning...my grandma...or i call her...'Amah'..asked me to weed..in fear of getting banned again..i obeyed her..(you see my grandmother doesn't like me computering 24/7)She complained to my dad once...

The few minutes were tolerable but alas...my laziness kicked in....i started getting desperate cause the garden was filled with weeds...especially the lalang type which had strong roots...
so..i tried the strangulation method.(i put a big flat disc over an area)...i even tried smacking them which failed miserably...finally...i brought in Mr Cangkul!!!

As an hour passed....the sun came up....YES!!!...finally i can go in... meyAmah looked up...and spoke...'Kenjin arh, take out the 'kam cai' to dry( she's preserving it)...now that was unexpected...
But finally...after another hour....'pit.pit.pit' YES!!!!!!!!!! lunch is here..alrite!!...as i walked in happily...my Amah did the unexpected....
'Ken Jin...'ming tien chao sang ni shia lai pa chau arh' (Mandarin for 'tomorrow morning you come down and pull grass')

I'm back!

wow.....my blog is collecting dust......

Yup, it's me...the KJster....and he's alive after not touching the computer for a whole month!
yes...no msn, no blogging, no friendstering
for those who are regulars....you might have tought i was dead or something....
well...i felt dead as well cuz that was quite a long wait....but don't worry ah......

But why you ask me....well...uh....
ok lar...fine i'll tell you...my dad barred me from the com...
hmm, and why...well...kinda lame but it's because i tried to download some stuff...
and you know lar my father...eh, wait a minute...you don't..well he just doesn't like people
adding stuff to his computer....he scared kena virus or something like that....
but i've done similar things like this before...at first.no punishment...just warnings...but now...wowza!....haiz, some people never learn...
like people say....once bitten, twice bitten harder, then only trice shy.


Well, F.Y.I. rain or shine or even angry parents, nothing can stop me from this blog...i hope..

Here's the parody of Will.i.am's Got It From My Mama.....by Rudy and JJ of hitz.fm


HERE WE GO!

JJ, where'd you get your canai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your maggi from?
JJ, where'd you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...

JJ, where'd you get your kopi from?
Rudy, where'd you get your nasi from?
JJ, where'd you get your sambal from?
Eh, Rudy, where'd you get your tapau from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...

Mamak, looking good from his head to his toe,
Curry overload, body out of control,
Open 24, you can always go,
So happening, also got cendol,

Roti smelling good, they don't use ghee,
It's almost small, it's the place to eat, (apa khabar?)
You can tell curry's been there for a week, (wah sedap!)
Mamak made it hot, I can feel the heat!

So be veli good and thank your mamak,
He makes food just like a sauna,
Panas, panas, here it comes now, panas, panas, here it comes now,
Oooo

got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...

Aney, Aney, Tolong kira please boss!
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- What?
- Ten ringgit forty cent, buuuttt for you guys
- Ten ringgit.
- THANK YOU MACHA!

Eh Rudy..
Ah..
Mmm, tak rasa la. Not enough spice la...
Don't worry, I know what to do man.
Really?

(Telephone dialling)
HEY JIN!
Ow Sh*t, it's the morning crew!
HAhahahahahaha

Ho, you ain't hungry?
Well - I - am,
Take you to a place where they don't eat ham,
Speak malay or speak chinese,
A little bit of rice and some black eyed peas,
Where else can you go and eat real late?
Straight from the club and it's food on your plate,
Love Mackie Diz, but not today,
Think I'm in the mood for some cool teh,
Tell JJ, I think I found a winner,
Me and Rudy, we both missed dinner,
So you know that we're ready to eat,
No durians, now please have a seat!

Come on...
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...

All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.
All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.

Ifa Rudy real fine, 9 times outta 10, its coming from my mamak,
If the kopi real sweet, 9 times outta 10, its sweeter at my mamak,
If the cat's really ugly, I bet you, it is not at my mamak,
If the girl's real fine, 9 times outta 10, she's hanging at my mamak,
If you're chilling in subang, 9 times outta 10, you're chilling at my mamak,
If you're hanging in ampang, 9 times outta 10, you're hanging at my mamak,
At my mamak!

JJ, where'd you get your canai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your maggi from?
JJ, where'd you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where'd you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it...

Roti make some noise!
If you like kopi, make some noise!
If you like mamak, make some noise!
Make some noise, Make some noise, noise, noise...
(noi, noi, noi, noi, noi...)

Ok, ok enough of the noise, eh - macha, macha, Rudy - Stop with the tin cans la!
Are you serious?
Yeala please
Alrite
Eh, but how's your roti ah?
Ooo, dashyat man
Eh, eh whatchu got eh watchu wat's that?
Eheh, chicken, lamb, everything inside!
Got telur?
GOOOOOTTTT

.....and here's post number THREE.....

u know......last friday....i was,what u call it...buah gataled... hmm? don't know what i'm talking about....

u see...at my school...there are these trees that bear some kind of berries and whenever its juices come in contact with skin...it'll itch like hell!!......tell me if u seen it before......

Well, here my story.......it was a Friday afternoon, kinda early...and i was chatting with one of my buddies....(lets just call him Tan)...u see, i had some unfinished math homework (as usual) so i was completing it with a little help from Tan and his Casio calculator (shhhhh)....

Well..upon doing it....all of a sudden...i felt something slide across my neck and falling onto the floor in front of me....i looked up...and i found this Malay punk probrably form 4 or 5 grinning and casualy walking away from me....i quickly looked at what the asshole rubbed me with and ,

yup!...buah gatal....immediately...the itching started

And if you think that was bad enough...another one of his friends did the same fricking thing again....same spot!...well....by that time i was enraged...really...cursing under my breath... i really really wanted to kick that bastard in the ass!!...but somehow....my inner self....told me not to....

Cuz i wouldn't stand a chance against 3 Form 4/5s.....so....i listened to logic...and calmed myself down....

Well....since it happened to me b4 by my other friend..(lets call him Kamalan)...well...he told me to wash the area immediately so i did what he told me last time...

well...the itching was less but it was still itchy(thank you Kamalan).....and while i was doing all that...the ones who did it...were laughing at me of course.....

It's been a couple of days since the incident...my neck's still itching and there're small bumps on my neck that look like mosquito bites.....hey!!....that could be my alibi when i go to school tomorrow...yeah....swarms of mosquitoes....hehe....

Well...that's all 4 now......

hello....yup, i know i know......don't need to remind me......
my blogs been empty 4 a while.....wait! What am i talkin about, it's been empty 4 a darn long time.........really sorry though.........pls forgive me you guys (whoever you guys are)....
so.............this is my 1st post........and certainly not my last..........
now.....it's time to introduce me self


I'm a pure chinaman from Malaysia and proud of it...........i'm 14 this year......well almost.......
my face......you don't need to know......lets just say i'm no Leonardo DiCaprio or David Beckham...
but don't get me wrong.......i'm not shy or think i'm ugly...............it's just that i'm a little tight about my security..........ok.......hmm....what else?

Well.....i enjoy eating......and i do it guilt free.......it's because i have this wierd thing......in my whole life......no matter how much i gobble down.........i'm never ever fat.........in fact, i'm kinda skinny.........it's really strange......call it a curse or gift......whatever it is......i'm loving it for sure...

I also kinda like to read.....but too much......so....far....i'm really liking James Patterson's books......
they're really...really....hard to put down.....hmm.....wat other books....i'm also currently reading one of Anthony Horowitz's books too........and i'm having trouble putting it down.......i just wanna continue reading it till the end..........well...i also love Calvin and Hobbes........i say it's one of the best comics ever writen........but i'm kinda sad....Bill Watterson retired........




Well......other than that..... as you already know............i'm a music fanatic..........my favourite is the legendary, undisputed
King Mathers...........but i also listen to lots of other artists..........i mostly hear them thru my local music station.....Flyfm......

hmm.....oya....i support Manchester United and Argentina........and my favourite player is............ guess who..........he plays in both of my fav teams........
Yes!!
It's him.............Carlos Teves...........well.........he might not be as good looking as Christiano...........but whenever he's on the field........his skills are beyond a doubt.....impresive and really kick-ass worthy.....

finally...........we're at the end of my 1st post........i guess some of u guys r probably thinkin..........
That's it ?!?....
Well...........just try to cut me some slack.......it's my 1st time bloggin......
but rest assure.........give me some time and i'll improve....trust me on this.....

Hello...hello..... lemme ask you guys somethin.....
You know Bill Watterson? the cartoonist of Calvin and Hobbes.....ya! that guy
well....u should know that i like poems as much as raps......but i'm not talking Shakespear...OK....
so....i got a little piece written by Bill and i want to share it with u guys


What if my bones were in a museum,
Where aliens paid good money to see em?
And suppose that they'd put me together all wrong,
Sticking bones on to bones where they didn't belong!

Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine
Welded to mandibles that once had been mine!
With each misassembled, the error compounded,
The aliens would draw back in terror astounded!

Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration,
The most hideous thing ever seen in creation!
The museum would commission a model in plasterOf ME,
to be called, "Evolution's Disaster"!

And paleontologists there would debate
Dozens of theories to help postulate.
How man survived for those thousands of years
With teeth covered arms growing out of his ears!

Oh, I hope that I'm never in such manner displayed,
No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid