never do it!

you all know what is it...eh...probably not...but lemme tell you...
Chat boxes!...
you know those chatty things people put on their blogs...yeah...those .!

yeah..yeah..at first..you'll think. wow! it's so cool...imagine...now all of my readers/buddies can chat together....

well...yeah...sure..the 1st few days....you'll get....supportive messages and civilised chatting...like
hello! or Yo!.....but that's when it all goes downhill....don't know what i mean?

well...anonymous chatting sure gets us all on the nerve...but now there's faking your name...
yup...this guy pretending to be that guy...and vice versa....
other than that....crap talking...
homosexuality.......
asking for/giving services(you know what i mean)
and more...

So....to any new comersof blogging...never, ever, put it on your blogs...
stick with MSN okay?..

ohya....here's the url for my blog....once again lemme tell you....i just want to put my memoirs ithe blog...and read them back when i'm older or so....
heck...i might even publish it and make $$$$...
one might never know you know?
http://whyareallthegoodblogurlstaken.blogspot.com/

mah 1st post on my second blog...

woohoo..it's so darn good to start out fresh again...oh..wait i should probably start with dear diary huh?...
nah...i'll call this blog...bloggy!...
ok..so..

dear newly born bloggy,

ok..so how does it feel to be my second blog...ooh...and no sarcasm...any crap like that and i'm deleting you! But i can tell what you're wondering. Why am i calling you diary when it can be accessed by every soul on Earth with an internet connection. My wish la! If i wrote all this on a book...you'd probably have doggy ears on every page... and chocolate sauce on you...
so be thankful for being a n electronic one and not those others with bad spelling and grammar...
wait, i think you should thank spellcheck for that....hey..lemme misspell for fun..
ohkae..if yu ar wandarin wats i'm dooing nau...(ok ok enough)
i'm sitting at my dining table staring at a laptop screen and not doing my tuition homework which is due tonight...my grandma...is in the livin watching her never ending hokkien dramas..
it's 10am and i'm waiting for my food to come and after that i'm off to school...and after that, i'm won't be touching you for quite sometime...you know..your freakingly lucky cause my connection is wacko...i can't sign in to MSN...i have to keep refreshing sites to view them...leaving to only two things...homework and blog....hmmm whichever shall i choose..nah..as soon as i'm done with you...i'll try to finish my work....

ohya....today is PJ day..and you know what that means...several hours of doing the sunshine dance whilst singing any song related to sun...
it's pretty simple actually....all you need is to jump around stare out at the sky and say sunny day as many times and as loud as possible...it works i tell you..i swear!..well bloggy..
wish Amanah luck cause were fighting the Bs as usual.. but this time round there won't be any malays to lawan with so scales are heavier on my A's side...
but i've learned from countless of times...never underestimate your opponent...i don't even know what we'll be playing......my sister told me that for PJ...her teacher gave them boardgames!...aughhhhhhh......
oww...shit!....
the food's here....gtg...

two blogs?

I've been having to make the decision of transferring to wordpress or not....man..talk about conflict. Well, over days and days of comparing and checking out QnAs...i've decided to stay....
you see.....i've made discoveries about the two sites....
blogspot's more user friendly....it's for the newbies, (like me) who have no idea how to blog....
wordpress on the other hand or may i say other leg...is more for hardcore bloggers.......
So, wordpress....i may have rejected you for my dear ol blogspot...but don't fret... i'll change when i feel that i have, whacha call it? be more pro!..haha...that's what people sat round here....
oh yeah.....i've also had a couple more or so ideas for my dusty and grime filled blog with cockroaches the size of rats and rats the size of cockroaches..hey...i know...whenever i (finally post) you'll go check to see if the moon's blue....

i'm making another blog...yes!...that's right..another sad sad and tak berdosa blog will go under my responsibility......
let me tell what i'm gonna fill it with....
i'm gonna...pls..no drumrolls....but you can roll drums if you want..
i'm gonna make an e-diary or something like that......(i apologise for any injuries caused by falling off the chair after reading this)

yes...i'm making a dairy...i'd call it a journal..lebih masculine...so..imagening me..Mr sensitive typing "dear diary"
today i blah blah blah blah.....
you see....i don't like posting my life's happenings on this blog.....it;s just not right....
so i'll have two blogs now...one's for writing my days and another's for writing whatever coming out of my ever mysterious head of mine......

i was weedin again as usual....but as i was doing so....it made me think of something...yes yes...i thought!......

here's an analogy by me about life....mind the illustrations ok....

so..... May i present to you....the weed analogy!!!!

OK....so...lets look at life's problems as a weed...

From above ground.....we only can see it's shoots and leaves...

but underground....ahhh..yes...the unseen part....yup that's right.....the roots...or may we call it the root of the problem...

For many people...they tend to only solve what they can see.......

it's like cutting a weed with a pair of sheers or just stomping it to the ground....it's simple and fast

it even shows great results!

Ahha!!!!but the root....yup....the culprit!!...we left it out...

it's because we only analise the top part of it.......without searching any deeper to make sure that the problem's really solved.....

so, to us, is a job well done....but as we all know....problems unfully solved will just come back over and over again no matter how many times we try to solve it...

Sooooo.....what's the lesson?...

always solve problems patiently....never rush it....and make sure to find the root of the problem!..

Hope you liked it!!!

the 1st weekday of the holidays is a upon us...and i'm already feeling the boredom....
so..hmm.....what to do? what to do....i know, i'll go finish my homework..and then i'l do my folio..that's right..

note to everyone,

yellow = sarcasm

So don't go crazy when i say Miss Khoo is so hot!!!!


well...recently...i mind's left a blank....hmm...must been all of that studying i did.....
well...u gotta let me don't think for a while...cuz that's what holidays are for right?
to let your brain rest....so while i'm in this temporary brain dead stage.... i'll post some questions to keep yall entertained

ok....my continuation of my previous post....where was i...
oh yeah!...boonz party...
Chow's parents sent us there.....it was preeetty akward trying to stuff five teenagers at the back of the car.....we planned to put Kok Ming in the boot with my guitar....but we soon found out that there were no air holes....too bad....on the way..we saw SBU...wow...i didn't realise that it was so darn big....it made SMK Cheras look like chicken poop....well...
we reached boon's place a while later....
that's when we met the party pooper...if i already knew who he was during that time...i'd kicked him so hard that his grandson got hurt...don't worry....kidding....violence don't lead to anything good...who's this party pooper....
well...he's one of boons condo guards....but i'd prefer to refer him as Stoopit Guard...
during the party...we would go..." aiyo..that Stoopit Guard"...."darn it man that Stoopit Guard..."
and so on......
He's just so darn square....oh..yeah...some of you might wonder what i mean by square...
well....my friends and i have this term for people.....Square and Circles...
a Square if you must know...is a person who does everything by tha book....boring......you hear people always saying " think outside the box"....well... Squares are the box...if teacher says to do it this way....they'll do it exactly that way....remind you of anyone? But Squares sometimes do not do it as they're told...but usually what they do just makes it more squarer..get what i mean

A circle on the other hand....is the complete opposite of a Square....Circles never follow the rules... they do once in while but they bend it...they're ain't so famous around teachers and such...but they do get praises once in a while for thinking outside the box......
I ain't saying being a square or circle is good or bad...but if you ask me....try being oblong..that's right....a hybrid....bending the rules but not so much that you change it completely...

whoa....back to the Party.....
well....if you've been there..or read boon's blog...you would know how much of a pain in the ass the guard is...but hey...don't take it out on him...he's just doing his job...
lets see...1st..he chased most of us out of the pool for not having the proper clothing....then..no kicking soda cans near the empty pool...then..no playing football at the empty lot....
well...i could say most of the people invited thought it was boring.....but not me...
Every cloud has a silver lining...during the party...i met my old friends....Kong Wei Luek...
Yap Kai Hoong....Eddie......so it wasn't all bad..but...i wondered...where were the girls?.....i took off my shirt for nothing.....oh yeah..and my doggy paddle lost to brandon's freestyle...impossible!

whoa...i've never blogged so much on a single post....i'll continue next time

ah...finally...a new post.....as...some of you guys might know....some stuff happened during the long-period-of-me-not-posting...well...like it or not...i'm gonna post about it....
ok...first thing!...
merentas desa...

well..because of that day....i'm never gonna touch biscuits again....
why?
before the race started...i was busily munching on a pack o' biscuits....
well...i forgot about the 'never run right after eating' rule...
my brain doesn't work quite well in the mornings...
At the start of the race....it was smooth sailing....but after a while....the biscuits started kicking in....
And man...did it hurt or what!..(teeth teeth long)
the whole race..i was running 'old man style' with hands clutching my side...
As more people ran past me..i was like..."why!..oh Why!!"
well..at the end i got 26th place...
ok lar..not bad...but the shameful part was that...this year's under 15 group winners were mostly form 1!....a real WTF moment...
After the race....the reaction of Kok Ming resembled a break-up-with-gf-expression....
well....there's always next year...
But eventhough we had a bad day....we couldn't feel bad....cause we knew what was installed next.............
BOOnz party....
to make sure i don't bore you.....i will continue some other time..

whoa...been real busy this past few days...
and i gotta tell ya...
being a procrastinator ain't much of a help...
oh...what's a procrastinator?
well....it's very simple actually.....
it's a person who does things last minute...always leaving things to be done later...
you know, i was shocked when i found out that there was a term for this kind of people...
finally, a place to belong!
well...i'll show what i mean...

kriing, the school bell rings...last schoolday for the week...
so..come home with homework...thinking of finishing homework today....toss bag onto bedroom floor...
will be left there until tomorrow...

okay...tomorrow...doing homework ...when suddenly...hear your favourite TV show starting....ooh....ditch homework...
At night....okay i will finish my work tonight....a few minutes later...
ZzZzZzZzZzZs

sunday....
doomsday....last chance....
MSN first!....then PS2..
basketball....guitar...
Sunday evening....
T.T

UNderstand now?...
sound familiar to you?..

Oh yeah, boon...gotta show you something...
remember when i planned with you to do a cover on S.O.S.
i gotta tell you something...i love youtube....



PS....try to concentrate on the song..not the girl....
i know i know..impossible..

PPS.. i added a new feature for this page...
will be called 'random crap'....

hey...about the friend changing school thing...well, someone, lied to me.... ok...time to set things straight, boon's not changing...hooray..
but in fact there's another guy who's going to SBU...yup..Jay Shen..and today's his last day..i remember when we were in form 1...i made up a rap....i don't remember much..but i'll try...ok..here it goes..( i added some extra bits inside)

Come on everybody, come on over here,
I want to introduce to you someone that you'll fear,
He's Jay Shen i say,
And he is not gay,
He just kinda like girls and kinda like guys,
But please o please don't ask me why,
You see, he sexuality is undetermined,
But hey, don't worry, he still is human,
His bfs and gfs are all unstable,
Always changing, numbers unbelievable,
One day he'll tell me "check out this girl",
"She's mine",
The next day, "wow! look at her",
"I'll give her nine.

Here's an intro for all the tots and little kids,
He's kinda tall and covered with zits,
Basketball's his passion,
He's an enemy to fashion,
He's a football fan,
He thinks Chelsea can,
That means he wears blue bras,
And hates Van Der Sar,
He even goes to cafes, What?!
I mean cyber cafes,
Where he plays CS or dota,
Or anything you gotta,
So, he's the one,
the ultimate sensation,
Who else, Duh,
it's Jay Shen



hope you guys liked it
OH yeah...there's this catchy song i heard on the radio once..i don't know how long ago it came out but nah!

well, dejavu all over again..don't worry..this time i wasn't banned or anything...so don't give me that " don't-you-ever-learn " expression....you see...this time...I'm innocent...i swear!
actually...it was caused by lightning...somehow..it went thru the telephone wire, thru the modem..and then the computer...and oh yeah....i had nothing to do with it....
the com was sent to the shop and till now...it hasn't come back...( i'm thinking of having a welcome back party when it comes back. All faithful viewers are invited. ) So...without the com...i can say bye bye to MSN and all that..

speaking of swearing, i had bet with my friend recently...i must not swear or show anything related to swearing until 6.45 today..think i can make it? and don't worry..no money involved..just pride and bragging rights..sounds very kiasu right? well..don't look at me...look at Kok Ming...and uh, Kok Ming, i'm not calling you a kiasu on the Internet..no offense..

More news...another person from SMKC is about to migrate to SBS..Boon Boon is his name, i'm not gonna stop you from going..it's your decision and i respect it....just make sure you won't turn out to be an....uh.....uh..( no swearing)..ah..awful fellar like Kai Hoong....
but please remember our promise...when we grow up...and your a famous guitarist or have a famous band and i'm a famous rapper or something else...we must consider teaming up... just imagine...you representing K.J.M. Productions ...u guys should be able to guess what KJM is.....
till next time.

Hah...finally....we reached the half time of the exams...today will be more of a rest day...learning as usual...here are the scores so far...

• KJ-0 BM-0


• Geo-1 KJ-1


• KJ-1 Sej-0


• KJ-3 Eng-0 ( hey..i beat England!)


• Maths-2 Kj-3

So....the 2nd half is against KH and Science....crud!

Wow....you don't get much bloggers from SMK Cheras...but...surprisingly...a couple more have popped up...but alas...i'm still the only one from Amanah..sadly...

Oh ya!..i saw Borat again....really funny and disgusting...there was one time...Borat was with this guy talking about how to make jokes...there was one part that was real funny...So the guy said

"Lets talk about jokes about mother-in-laws"

Borat, " there was one time...i slept with my mother-in-law"

the guy replies, " i don't think that the American comunity would find that joke funny"

Borat again, " that wasn't a joke"

WOW....been a while since i touched ya...i got 1 word for you....folios!..yup...the dreaded folios...but good news...i won't be seeing them for a long long time..but not long enough anyway...
So...now i can sit back relax and let the good times roll, right after the mid term test...crap!...
Well...a couple of stuff happened during the long period of not writing to you...

A couple weeks ago....we(family) found a bird behind our house....it couldn't fly so we took it in before the cats came....like any BM karangan you'd write in Standard 3...you know...the one about finding a bird, bring to the vet, take care, blah blah blah....you get my drill....but you know what...i onlky liked feeding time...cause my dad bought a bunch of worms...not really worms...more like long grubs...6 legs in front and a long body... for the bird...yummy food...
for me....hours and hours of fun....come on..wouldn't you like it.. imagine all the stuff u could do....play Fear Factor with people, put them in your sises lunchboxes...oops..i mean rehatboxes...or even grabbing a handfull and threaten to launch it at somebody...don't worry..
i didn't do all that stuff..not all of it anyway...there was one point where i was curious about the taste...i see the bird greedily gobbling them down...they must be that good...

yesterday...we came home and the bird wasn't there..it was either, bird flew away or bird turned to cat food...it left us puzzled...but the next day....as if my dad could read my mind...he took the worms/grubs away...why?!...there goes the fun...party poooper...

Last weekend, i watched Ironman at Pavillion...oh yeah..one more thing...just because people go to Pavillion doesn't mean their rich know.... me and my family go there every week...but we don't buy anything...we go there for the food and books...that's all...
back to the movie...well..beats any other superhero movie..well u can't blame them..most of the movies about superheroes suck...i don't mean Heroes btw...

the starting of Ironman was nice...the star of the show was kidnapped by terrorists and was forced to build a missle...they supplied everything for him to build it....numbskulls right?
"ooh...i'm a terrorists...i'm giving a famous weapons builder anything he wants to build a missle for me and i don't expect him to build anything else to escape.."



oh yeah...here's something



and try to turn up the volume a bit.....

u know...a friend asked me before...
Why do you blog?
Well...it's because i can put anything that comes in my mind..
when most people think about blogs...they think of it as an electronic diary...but to me, no
I only put things that are important to me or something kewl that i must share...not like posting

Today, i woke up, brush my teeth, bath and played computer...chat with ma frens...then, eat lunch...after that play b ball with ma frens.....

Unless...it went like this..

Today, i woke up.. as i was brushing my teeth i heard a scream....choked on my toothbrush and had to gag it out...i walked down to see what happened and had the shock of my life...there was trails of blood on the staircase...i walked down slowly...slowly...another scream...followed by a gun shot..then more screaming...then silence...as i reached down the stairs...and i saw......................

Ah...now that would be a nice post....you continue the story..
you get my point....

Finally...what enjoy most about bloggin is that when something kewl happens in your life....don't you get that feeling of. 'wow...I'm so writing that in my blog'