Comments

Hey...i know what i'm about to tell you i obviously obvious..but....
why whenever i post something short, simple and funny...i get tonnes of comments..
but, if i put my life in ink,wait..no! life in pixels... where, i put most of my thought into.. my blood sweat and tears, and maybe urine if it weren't for XXXL diapers. i barely get a reply....
doesn't it just make wanna say...wtf!?..

bloggers thrive on comments...it's the reason why they're even posting on their blogs...so they can get comments from their readers...if you don't think this is true..get a diary man..
ok.. analogy time..

think of comments as a hot girl..or for the females..a hot guy..or for Jay, a hot guy and a girl..
we do everything we can so that we can get noticed by the hottie/hotties....
so..we try our pathetic desperate attempt to do so...
if the person notices and responds positively..a smile a wink..anything...we get happy..darn happy..or maybe even a negative one..like an "eff off" or the finger..hey..at least..you got noticed..
but..what happens if he/she ignores you.. won't you feel shitty?...

So..try to comment.. pour our your thoughts out about their post..
a positive one a negative one..as long there is a response....
it could be a...
"wow. i like it"
or even a simple
"lol"
or even...

"What the...hey, guess what? nobody even bloody cares so STFU!!!"
okay..maybe not that....
haha..
well..gotta go..
i'm about to solve man's greatest mysteries
why the hell can't i gain weight..