ciao 2007, wassup 2008..

Nobody's online..probably out.. for the New Year..well...going out with friends may be fun and all.. but let me tell you.. nothing beats a great meal at home.. you see..my dad's friend is already here..and. by the looks of it..it's either Chicken or turkey..
wait let me check.
oh..we got two big Chickens..damn.. patience.. probably won't be done for quite a while but..ooh.. i'm getting hungry already..

haha..

just imagine..another year is almost about to end.. and really..why is time flying so fast?
someone should go tie time to a metal ball and chain.. that should slow it down..
During this time, doesn't it make you wanna just stop and think for a while about everything you did and didn't during the year..
your accomplishments, your mistakes, regrets, all too late to change...
darn...i'm sounding like a bloody emo.. haha.. the years ending..we should be happy..
here goes..
next year, i'll be 15.. alrite.. continuing the path of teenageship..and pretty soon..after all the test and exams.. we'll be adults .. and our whole selves will change dramaticaly.. and because of that.. we must really live the most of our teenaged lives.. c'mon.. being mature and all that kinda scares me.. imagine one day.. your watching tv and Mtv's on... you go .."Why the hell did i like watching this?" ugh.. i wonder what's on CNN..

So.remember.. we won't be kids forever.. so act so mature and just..for once..act your age..
and..
a Happy New Year!!.
don't go spraying foam on cars okay..

Comments

Hey...i know what i'm about to tell you i obviously obvious..but....
why whenever i post something short, simple and funny...i get tonnes of comments..
but, if i put my life in ink,wait..no! life in pixels... where, i put most of my thought into.. my blood sweat and tears, and maybe urine if it weren't for XXXL diapers. i barely get a reply....
doesn't it just make wanna say...wtf!?..

bloggers thrive on comments...it's the reason why they're even posting on their blogs...so they can get comments from their readers...if you don't think this is true..get a diary man..
ok.. analogy time..

think of comments as a hot girl..or for the females..a hot guy..or for Jay, a hot guy and a girl..
we do everything we can so that we can get noticed by the hottie/hotties....
so..we try our pathetic desperate attempt to do so...
if the person notices and responds positively..a smile a wink..anything...we get happy..darn happy..or maybe even a negative one..like an "eff off" or the finger..hey..at least..you got noticed..
but..what happens if he/she ignores you.. won't you feel shitty?...

So..try to comment.. pour our your thoughts out about their post..
a positive one a negative one..as long there is a response....
it could be a...
"wow. i like it"
or even a simple
"lol"
or even...

"What the...hey, guess what? nobody even bloody cares so STFU!!!"
okay..maybe not that....
haha..
well..gotta go..
i'm about to solve man's greatest mysteries
why the hell can't i gain weight..

Puke fest

Aughh..i never thought i could get it..never once..my Mom had it just recently..but i thought she just wasn't careful enough...i've been safe..i always done it safely, safety first..well..i just messed up i guess. shouldn't have done it last night no matter how much i lusted for it.. pretty soon it'll come out. My tummy hurts already..and i still haven't told my family yet..



Haha...

i sound like i got pregnant.. before you start wishing me congrats...no no..don't worry.. i'm not freaking pregnant. So jay..just give up..and even if i had one..i'll never call him/her Jay ...it just doesn't fit with Chua okay? haha..



i'll explain...i have..gulp.. a case of indigestion..yeah..i said it.. Brings back memories..i remember the last time i had it...it was after eating that Delifrance bread..ughh..twice..but seemed far better compared to my dad's 9..after that..my family never ate there again..
i always like disturbing Brandon during Science when we were doing digestion.. he'll tell me to quit it whenever i reach the part about the bile coming out..

well..this time...i suspect it was that Maggie Instant Mee that i ate last night..ughh.. the pain..
as i'm suffering here.. you guys go read about my experience so far....
well..like i said..i ate some instant mee which was probably passed its expiry date..groan..
it was after eating it.. i felt a little rumble down there...i thought it was just the spices..so i downed a cup of 100 plus..
everything seemed fine..watched tv and went up to sleep at 12..
that's when the grumbling turned to an earthquake.. at first i thought it was a tummy ache or something.. so like my dad always said..i took a trip to the can..you know...a number 2.. fine..
i shat!..

even doing so..i never felt any better..
i tried to sleep.. but whenever i imagined a beautiful scene in my head..u know ...meadow..dandylions..girls..etc.
the rumbling would start.. and i was pulled away from lala land....ughh...so.there i was lying on my bed.. a bucket in front of me..and just waiting there..for the eruption.... there wasn't any.. so..i read one of my books to keep my mind off things.. yes.. Raven's Gate..Power of five..
such a darn nice story..2/3rds finish..well..at the end..i didn't barf..i fell asleep..at 3am..
woke up at 9.30
the pains still there.. argh..the fekking pain..
actually..it really does feel like a volcano..
i can feel the warm gunk rising up my throat..but then i goes down again..

haha..
well..
that's all./.bb

More adventures with the family

my family's outings are always the same.I mean, c'mon, talk about slaves of routine. Well, okay...to give you any idea of what i mean, here's my usual weekend out with the Chua family.
It all starts on Friday, yes most people disagree with me that Friday isn't considered a weekend. Well, to my family, it is.

Where was I, oh yeah! My parents would come back from work earlier than usual with all their worked my ass out selves, and bring their three children to the City for dinner. Location to be exact. Pavilion. Most people would be too pooped out on a Friday to go anywhere...
considering I have a 1 to 6pm schooling session....sometimes my dad would pick me up from school and go there directly. Isn't that great. Well, to some people, it's suicide. But think of it this way.

After a tiresome day at school, studying, wouldn't it be nice if you could go out and eat a lavish and delicious meal at a fine restaurant or enjoy the choices available at the foodcourt. After eating your full, you get to enjoy reading comics, books, mags in the the so called Member's Lounge where the person in charged is always gone... Hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
After that, your sipping your cuppa at Coffee Bean...

oh...I planned to only write about 3 or 5 paragraphs and already i just finished the first day.. Don't you bloggers just like it when you plan to keep it short but instead, you get carried away and you fill in a whole novel. That's what i call a true blogger!..
Fine fine..i'll keep the rest short..

On a Saturday, we'll either head to Midvalley Megamall or somewhere further like Ikea...
On a Sunday, it's either take out Chicken from Ayamas, or a trip to leisure mall..
you see, my mom's isn't really one of those great house wife cooks...( i can't believe i just wrote that) but she can whip up a mean Chic Stew...

well..that's all..just imagine doing that every weekend over and over again....ughh..

A request

Ai...they found out again...i changed my url once again..to jinkenchua1994 okay...
and..if it's not too much..can you guys take out this blog's link outta of your blogs?...my sisters are smarter than i thought..sorry for the inconvenience caused......and a very big thank you..

Making progress

Okay, the dreaded subject, wait, let me rephrase that, the dreaded subjects. School, will be the topic of my post today.

haha. aren't i evil, as you guys are trying to make the best of our soon to end holiday, someone brings it up and ruins your day.Exams we have to study for. Your comfortable beds that you have to bid farewell in the morning. You'll have to start wearing ties and those tacky uniforms. And furthermore, next year's PMR will be a force to reckon with. Don't you just wanna kick my arse. It's like telling an inmate how many days left he has to live before he recieves the death sentence.



i know i know. it really ain't the liveliest of things to talk about. just thinking about it makes me moan and sigh. But take this as a reminder. Just imagine. Your in a Cyber Cafe playing your favourite online game.(never been to one, do they surf drinks there? Get it? Serve and Surf. No sense of humour la you guys) Suddenly, the tauke comes to you and says you got 15 minutes left. You reach in your pocket but you find a pack of gum but no money.

So, you go sulking and face the screen with a sad face that remains unchanged even after managing to frag Jay Shen and Foong in one bullet.( Sorry, CS, COD) Frag is kill in games.
Instead, why don't you just enjoy what time you have left. Go on and try that girly dancing game you always wanted to play, make faces to the office guy beside who's doing his work till he gets annoyed and leaves, ask for the girl you spotted upon entering for her number eventhough you know she 16, go search for porn..haha..

so..remember.. don't spend you're last days sulking about what 's to come, instead have fun, make memories worth reminiscing and furthermore, you can use them to fill out those darn "what the heck i did during the holidays" or " apa saya buat pada cuti yang lalu" essays...

wow.another analogy.....
i love making them..

You know. when i blog. i always like the fact that i always change the subject. But i'm too busy typing away to notice that i've gone overboard..take notice to my post title. Making Progress..
well..since i'll be in morning session next year....i have to quit of my 2 to 12 sleeping pattern...
today miraculously i woke up at 9 but collapsed on the couch and woke up again at 11...
haha...will i ever make progress?

oh..yeah..
i changed my blog url...
my sis found out...

here..
jinkenchua94.blogspot

she'll never find out..haha

who, what share our names

HAha....check these out people...


So true


your lost at sea..who ya gonna call?

mine's on cars

Foong's cafe

My favourite...Boon Mag

PIMP MY BLOG

you gotta pimp my bloooooog...
i hate to say it .
but i really wanna change how it looks..it's oring...it's plain n simple...doesn't reflect my personality
so MTV..would you pimp my blog?

a product of procrastination

hoho...the year's almost ending....why???....i always wondered..when i was young(nolar..this ain't a grandpa story) time flew pretty slow and steady for me...but now!..wow.. i can barely see it pass by...
it's already half of December and all i can say is.." wow! that was fast" and i'm really asking myself this..have you done all of your goals for this year...yup..your list of things to do before the big 2009...oh man...talk about mid life crisis man..i'm not even 50 yet....ok lets see...

my list of 2008..

1. jump out of a plane (ugh...i go KLIA tomorrow)
2. stop PROCRASTINATING (this i tanggung untill next year) jeez..that's what i said last year
3.clean my room once and for all and maintain it!
4.get a little fatter ( i eat and eat but no diff)
5.get an electric guitar
6.act my age..lol
7.less absent minded
8.do something illegal?
9.be able to reach the net in bball
10.grow bigger balls...no no..not literary..i'm fine with mine

well..that's all i can think of....
and oh yeah...here's one more...
finish that darn PITA school holiday homework...
i remember the school giving out our homework....
they told us to do it during school ...but i protested..saying why do they call kerja rumah cuti sekolah then?
well....i was ignored..and almost the whole class was quietly sitting on their desk scribbling away..
i wish i could take that all back.....

that's all...from
Si Procastinator..

MIA

haha.well. you all might(not) have been wondering whether i got banned again..nope...that's one lesson i learned...

well...it's just my intenet connection...it went thru it's annual breakdowns again.....
to tell you the truth...i was shocked that it was almost the end of the year..and we haven't experienced any problems...i even checked the sky in case it was purple or there were airborne pigs....

one day...the reuter broke and my mom had to call tmnet...
met the repair man the other morning..his name's Guna..but my mom called him Tak Guna..
haha...well...it wasn't our connection but our modem...so..we have a new one now, special thanks to Guna...thank you, i think i'll call you Sangat Berguna..
aiyo...my sister wants to use the com..damn it man....
they're ( i got two la) changing in in into me!!!!!
argh..no no..they're not changing into boys...it's normal..i guess

hello from ht

hey........I'm at pav rite now. Lemme ask you, have u ever tried blogging with an iPhone in koffe bean? Haha.....very different feeling......well......I'm furiously tapping onto my moms phone n my family is checking out serena c just opposite..... Never imagined her being so bitchy...(no offence if she's reading this.......it's strange how the local celebs like coming here to pav......I remember meeting JJ at labodega........well gtg....my dads suspecting me......I'm still praying that my internet connection will be fixed asap......im waiting for a Christmas miracle......help!!!!