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Friday, September 5, 2008

lefties!



haha....lefties...the lonesome and never cared about minority in a world filled with right handers....as some of you guys know....
i'm a left hander....yup...always getting the smart but messy and clumsy crap....
here's all about a leftie in a nutshell...

well...lefties are probably the same with righties...but to everyone...right is right!
(did you know? 8 to 10% of the world's population are left handed...kinda shocking actually...
but hey..i always liked being strange)
In Chinese, left pronounced also sounds like improper...haha.....
i've searched it on wiki and found out the difference in the head of the two...
lets say there's a box of popcorn...
1000 pops and only one of them is blue..


.
a right hander would take one by one and analyze it...
A leftie would pour the popcorn on a surface and look for the blue one...
so to make a long story short....i righthander will finish a task before doing another
and a lefhander will do more stuff simultaneously....
it's a little like my square and circle prodigy...
well,,,here are some of the problems lefties face.....
for one...sciccors will be tough to use......so as knives..trust me...i have the same problem...
we'll never know how to play golf, hockey, etc..
some electronics are also meant for the right...
for example....the keyboard and mouse...i can never aim properly on Counter Strike
video games are also a problem...(their controllers)
we can never have a fair game of arm wrestling


hmm lets see...what else..
ahh..alot of things in life are made for rights..but..i'm coping...(tell me more right hander stuff)


oh..yeah....musical instruments are also for rights like guitar...but i play it the normal way...right handed style...( you know? there's a left handed piano..that's so darn kewl.... it's octave goes higher from right to left...but playing it would have been hard...)





so..the reason i'm clumsy and messy in life is because i'm a leftie...wow...
but i'm ain't complaining..
i like it the "i see things differently" thing......





here are some famous left handers
Barack Obama
Rafael Nadal
David Archuleta
Angelina Jolie
Paul McCartney

well so long rights and lefts...lets shake on it...
with both hands of course

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

so much for our hands...

Anonymous said...

hey where is my name...yeah its hard to play golf...dammit!