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Saturday, April 11, 2009

I was a emo

Yes, heard it right? But don't worry..i'm back to normal.. chances of a relapse are about 50.50 la..

Well.. i did what a emo would do...
being alone.
Skipping classes.
considering suicide.

you know.. so on, so on

it's just.. i never thought high school would be so stressful. 
i always thought stress was something adults would get.. and occasionally, some kid with family issues.. 

well, for those considering dousing that container of panadol active fast..
Stop! Take long breaths and count to ten.. after that.. read on for my ultimate recipe for stress-free life!!!


                                                         stress-free cookies 

for these cookies.. you won't need a kitchen or an oven. just big empty land. (as far from any police stations)
okay! 

hear are the ingredients

1. 7 folios (more if you have any)
2. Homework (your choice)
3. Every freaking thing that reminds you of the problem you are facing..
    School? bag, uniform
    Love? a pic of him/her, him/her?

Now...collect all of the above..
add 2 cans of lighter fluid and watch your troubles disappear into thick black smoke...

and remember..fumes from burning girlfriends are poisonous..
try not to inhale any..
happy baking

1 comments:

Ean said...

dont we need some weed here??...