Hello...hello..... lemme ask you guys somethin.....
You know Bill Watterson? the cartoonist of Calvin and Hobbes.....ya! that guy
well....u should know that i like poems as much as raps......but i'm not talking Shakespear...OK....
so....i got a little piece written by Bill and i want to share it with u guys


What if my bones were in a museum,
Where aliens paid good money to see em?
And suppose that they'd put me together all wrong,
Sticking bones on to bones where they didn't belong!

Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine
Welded to mandibles that once had been mine!
With each misassembled, the error compounded,
The aliens would draw back in terror astounded!

Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration,
The most hideous thing ever seen in creation!
The museum would commission a model in plasterOf ME,
to be called, "Evolution's Disaster"!

And paleontologists there would debate
Dozens of theories to help postulate.
How man survived for those thousands of years
With teeth covered arms growing out of his ears!

Oh, I hope that I'm never in such manner displayed,
No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid